Three timelines · 53 designs · printed to order

Merch from the futures we didn't get. The one the 80s feared, the one the 40s were promised, and the one that grows back.

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TL-2077

Cyberpunk

Neon over rain. Chrome over bone. Rent still due.

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TL-1949

Dieselpunk

Brass over oil. Engines with names. Weather you can fight.

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TL-2109

Biopunk

Grown, not made. Warranty void where wet.

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Why dead futures

Every future gets merch eventually.
We just skip the waiting.

Each design is printed when you order it and not before — no warehouse, no leftovers, no timeline wasted. 2–5 business days at the printer, 3–4 in transit. The honest math.